selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
sleep-justsleep-wakeup: calliopestorres: HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
damnablepencil: krabwatch: m4ngos: krabwatch: i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing. ding-dong you are wrong
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
lovemehluke: high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
hicloob: hicloob: you feel me this is a command not a question
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy Didn’t stop Kuzco bitch.
bakerstreetsdoctor: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout...